Dear Oppo, do not under any circumstances...

"Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready" (hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready) 12/02/2014 at 08:01 • Filed to: Things you should definitely not do, mitsu i

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...Bing-image-search "mitsu i" expecting to find small Japanese electric cars, even with SafeSearch on. Especially not when your mother could view your computer screen if she turned around.

Mattbob > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/02/2014 at 08:05

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what is it?? I am at work and can't look it up. don't make me use my phone.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Mattbob 12/02/2014 at 08:07

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A lot of softcore porn, that's what it is. But I told you not to search for it!

djmt1 > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/02/2014 at 08:07

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My mother does hate basketball.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > djmt1 12/02/2014 at 08:08

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Are you using bing?

Mattbob > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/02/2014 at 08:09

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I can't not look at things on the internet.

djmt1 > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/02/2014 at 08:10

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Nope google. Android user here. I shall Bing my Xbox and report my findings.

Update: A couple of cars surrounded by pretty Japanese ladies with not much on in various positions of a erotic nature. Needless to say you shouldn't name your car after a Japanese AV actress.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/02/2014 at 08:10

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Using Bing? Well there's your problem.

/spits

CalzoneGolem > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/02/2014 at 08:11

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Bing is designed to return the pr0ns.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Mattbob 12/02/2014 at 08:12

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Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/02/2014 at 08:13

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It is a few fractions of a second quicker! Also, their logo is far more aesthetically pleasing to my eyes at least.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > CalzoneGolem 12/02/2014 at 08:13

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Yeah, it sure seems like it.

Mattbob > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/02/2014 at 08:15

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I just got a bunch of pictures of that car.

PatBateman > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/02/2014 at 08:18

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I searched Mitsu I with Bing, safesearch off. Nothing. Just a bunch of cars. Then I clicked on this alternative spelling of "Mitsu I", and

BOOM

scarred for life.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Mattbob 12/02/2014 at 08:22

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On Bing?

CalzoneGolem > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/02/2014 at 08:24

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That is because it is.

http://www.dailydot.com/technology/bin…

kanadanmajava1 > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/02/2014 at 08:29

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Google gave me mostly basketball manga and couple of cute girls.

In Finnish Mitsubishi is usually shorted into Mitsu.

Mattbob > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/02/2014 at 08:30

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ahhhhhh.. Nope. Google. I had started to do work too. Off to bing I guess.

spanfucker retire bitch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/02/2014 at 08:30

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The (free) 35 dollars of Amazon gift cards I have sitting in my Amazon account say otherwise.

/fartsinyourgeneraldirection

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > kanadanmajava1 12/02/2014 at 08:31

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I think "Mitsu" is a universal abbreviation for "that Japanese company that makes the evo and some soccer mom CUVs and a couple of little shitboxes".

Mattbob > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/02/2014 at 08:37

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just more pictures of the little mitsubishi. I have work to do anyways. oooh well.

thebigbossyboss > CalzoneGolem 12/02/2014 at 08:39

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This was a fascinating read thanks.

kanadanmajava1 > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/02/2014 at 08:47

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We don't have much Mitsubishis anymore. The severe rust issues in the 90's destroyed their credibility and they barely sell any cars here.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/02/2014 at 09:57

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All I managed to find that was slightly interesting is this lovely lady.

Viggen > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/07/2014 at 17:42

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Sounds like the first time I looked up the X-29 on Google Images. Whoops!

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Viggen 12/07/2014 at 18:31

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All I see are Grummans, unless I add "marvel".

Viggen > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 12/07/2014 at 18:36

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This was ten years ago.

Oh man, now I feel old.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Viggen 12/07/2014 at 18:39

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Ten years ago I... wasn't very good at walking or talking. I mean, I could do either, but not that well.